The Dave Page
This page is completely devoted to my friend
Dave,
the supreme ruler of the universe.
::cough cough:: yeah sure ::cough cough::
He is the absolute best looking guy in the world.
Or at least, thats what he is told, so not to hurt his feelings
He is king of everything, (ok, guys, just play along)
All must bow down to him...he is that powerful. (humor him, just do it)
Him and his race of dark elves will conquer the world.
^Click that